Rule book

I am 29, going on 41 and I feel great. Especially because that gives me the right to have my own life rule book that I can brag about. Sunscreen anyone?

1. Never wax your legs the same day you have to attend the party you bought that little dress for.
2. A bad hair day cannot be undone. Go easy on the hair sprays.
3. A good boss is a myth.
4. The moment you land your dream job, you get the worst boss ever.
5. Money can buy everything.
6. Your child invariably always knows what you think he/she doesn't.
7. Brush your teeth twice a day.
8. An expensive gift makes the thought that went into buying that gift worthwhile.
9. Never miss a chance to use the washroom.
10. Do not order crabs in a posh restaurant.
11. Sharing your email passwords with your significant other is not always a very good idea.
12. Delete pictures that were never meant to be taken
13. Do not drink and drive. Always know when you are drunk.
14. Mixing drinks is fun, never for the person mixing them.
15. Read self help books, they make good bed time stories.
16. Dream big.
17. "Yes, you do have an accent, and there isn't much you can do about it".
18. Believe in God, but lock your car.
19. Do not dance at an office party, unless you are kicked in the butt.
20. Seek help when doing your taxes.

And the last one, this one is not my rule, but an important one neverthless:

Don't be so humble, you are not so great!